gaycating the premises

Today I went to Gaycation (a gay night at a non-exclusively gay club) and had a Gay-toraid (a gayer mint julip) and still didn't feel very...gay.

I think part of the problem is that my expectations were too high. I was expecting Blowpony but it wasn't all that. Also, I didn't decide to go until it was too late and didn't wrangle up anyone to head there with me.

Gay-cation wasn't really all I really wanted and I just had to get away.